Twas the night before Ampere, when all through the house
Chrome tabs were refreshing, frantic clicks of the mouse.
The builds were all ready, prepared with care
In the hopes that Jensen, would soon be there.
The fans were all nestled, comfy in their chairs,
while visions of RTX that would soon be theirs,
The partners confused, but there in support
for a lesson those partners, would soon be taught.
A lesson of raytracing, gaming in style
The fans they were hoping it would be worth while.
With hours to go and after convincing their Katies,
They would soon all have, their 3080s.
But fear not if you don't grab your card tonight,
For Jensen will be there, to wrap yours up tight,
Don't frantically refresh or f5 in hate,
ultimately, the cards will be great.