Par američkih
A chicken and an egg are in bed. The chicken lays there satisfied as the egg, frustrated, lights up a cigarette and says, “At least we answered that question.”
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzhu.
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
I went to a pub quiz in Liverpool, had a few drinks so wasn’t much use. Just for a laugh I wrote The Beatles or Steven Gerrard for every answer. Came second.
